With Spring now upon us, Melbourne is heading deep into the midst of AFL footy finals. We are also in the middle of magpie nesting season. And that means talk of magpies swooping. (For a Collingwood fan, this has extra significance, but I digress.) Already the images of attacking maggies are circulating on social media—there's this Buzzfeed tweet , and Google searches filled with helmetcam swoop pics . There’s even a magpie attack map where hapless humans can drop a pin where the magpie tried to drop in on them. There are dates, times, exact locations, but more than that, there are also magpie stories. Stories of swooping aggressors, sure, but stories of people making friends with magpies, feeding them, and learning to live with them. My great grandfather wrote stories of the magpies in the Australian bush, taking shelter in the highest trees to avoid predators, rain and floods. ‘The Magpies chose the tallest tree/That anywhere their eyes could see/Where ...